逆战变异辅助:a joke.最后一句话什么意思

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THE VALUE OF UNDIES
Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under your vehicle especially in public. From the Sydney Morning Herald Column 8 comes this story of a central west couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car there in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward,quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by the car.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.

请问最后一句话什么意思?stitches 做何讲?