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收集5个获5个以上的英语笑话(包括中文哦)谢谢合作

Frog's Dream

A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is gonna meet a young girl.

The teller tells him, “ Yes, you are.”

The frog replies, “Where? In a bar or at a party?”

The teller says, “In biology class!”

Teacher:Make a sentense please.
Student:My brother goes to school.
T:OK,repeat this sentense in future tense(大概是这个样子拼的)
S:Em...My brother's son goes to school

teacher: What's the animal in zoo?
student: monkey.
teacher: Very good. another animal?
student: Antoher monkey.