广东话缩埋:英语问题

those students who like traveling, attention please! from today on our hostel begins recruiting members. those who work toughly and love traveling,photography and outdoor sports please don't hesitate to join us. our hostel is likely to organize a outing during the summer or winter holiday for our members. we hope that every member of ours will be punctual to attend our weekly activities and attend it as much as possible if you get any spare time among your busy study day.

以后有什么要翻译的可以找我啊,尤其是什么英文合同、文件之类的,只要不涉及到理科方面的知识的,比如化学、生物什么的!!!!!

Each position likes the schoolmates which travels, starting today thishotel starts to recruit the member! The hope can endure hardship anddeeply loves the travel, photographic and the sport schoolmatepositively registers participates in the main office the activity. Themain office possibly can the member which organizes the main office inthe winter and summer vacation egress the travel. The main office eachweek activity all hoped the member punctually participates, also asksthe schoolmates to participation as far as possible in study very busyYu Jiu.
翻译通是这么翻译的～

You like the students travel from the hotel to begin recruiting members today! Hopes to travel hardships and love, photography and outdoor sports for students to actively participate in our activities. She might organize this summer in the cold of the Member travel. This weekly activities in the hope that Member punctuality, Qingtongxuemen in learning as much as I participate in the 100 busy.

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搞笑

这是正规得不能在正规的直译