老九门里尹新月的结局:谁有既易懂又很好笑的英文笑话啊????

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我高一上课要用!先谢了
这些太无聊了

一人考驾驶执照
考官坐他旁边
到了一个转弯的地方,他不知道是转哪边
他问考官:“turn left?”
考官说:“right!”
他马上往右转

我们高中老师说的:
一人撞倒老外
0:I'm sorry
外:I'm sorry,too
0:I'm sorry three
外:What are u sorry for?
0:I'm sorry five....

[笑口常开] : 调查员:What is your father's name?

: 小 弟:Happy!!

: 调查员:What is your mother's name?

: 小 弟:Smile!

: 调查员:Are you joking?

: 小 弟:No!!That's my sister!! I am Kidding!!

: byebye

A:Nice to meet you.
B:Nice to meet you,too.
C:Nice to meet you,three.

How are you?怎么是你?
How old are you?怎么老是你?
How much?怎么钱?