有关五险一金论文:我想找一篇《If i were....years old》的演讲稿

An 80-year-old woman married an 85-year-old man. After about 6 months together the woman wasn't feeling well and she went to her doctor. The doctor examined and said, "Congratulations Mrs. Jones, you're going to be a mother."

"Get serious Doctor, I'm 80."

"I know," said the Doctor, "This morning I would have said it was impossible, but this afternoon you are a medical miracle."

"I'll be damned," she replied and stormed out of the office. She walked down the hall and around the corner to where the telephones were. In a rage, she dialed her husband.

"Hello" she heard in his familiar halting voice. She screamed, "You rotten son of a bitch. You got me pregnant!"

There was a pause on the line. Finally her husband answered "Who's calling please?"

if i were 6 years old , I think I will happy than what I am now.

if i were 16 years old,I'll try my best to make my father happy.

you'd better write it by your own feeling,otherwise you will have any feeling when you lecture.

If I were 88 years , I would have 22 children