高考问答乡村爱情进行曲:英语上课五分钟演讲~比较容易简短有意思的！
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最好是初3的水平~~笑话小故事什么的都好。急用~~~~~急~~
A kiss
At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.
The guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife must love you very much, I see her send you a 'KISS' before you begin your speech."
The speaker smiled and explained, "You don't know my wife. The 'KISS' she give me stands for 'Keep It Short, Stupid.'"