我是基尔伯特阿里纳斯:急求有趣或爆笑英语小故事

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请附上中文解释
不要长 3分钟以内
适合舞台表现
初中英语比赛,所以难度不要太大

Teacher:John,why are you late for school every morning?
John:Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost sasys, “School——Go slow”.

Teacher:What is the plural of man, Tom?
Tom:Men.
Teacher:Good. And the plural of child?
Tom:Twins.
Teacher:Oh my god!