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April Fools’day English Cookies
At the airport
一个中国学生在飞机场接一位来自英国的友人……
F：I’m a foreign student from England.But there are nobodyrecieve me.（左看右看）
TC：(东看西看，撞到了英国友人)Are you ki……？
F：Kimi,yes it’s me.
TC： There’s something different about you. The photo shows that you only have 3 hairs. (展示图片)
F：Let me look. Oh, it’s the past now.（摆弄头发）
TC：（吐）Now you’re changed a lot. What kind of shampoo do you use?
(古文之类的，广告同样精彩)
（插入洗发水广告）
In the classroom
（日历：4.1 fool’s day）
(中国学生把3.31的日历贴上)
F： Hello, everyone. First, I want to introduce myself. I’m kimi, from England. It is my first time here. So 请多多关照（日文+鞠躬+向众人喷彩带）
TC：hey, what are you doing!
F：It is my first-meet gift for you all. It is April Fools’ Day today. You don’t know?
Teddy：（抚弄头发，怒发冲冠）Shut!
Cecilia：but don’t know that it exist 时差（中文读＋举牌说明）？
F：Pardon?
TC：What 哪能？（请用上海话念）
Teddy：He said pardon~(轻声)
Cecilia：According to this dictionary, on page 999, it tells us…
Teddy：It tells us it is a Chinese word. (推开那人，插话) in English, it is the time difference. For example, if it is 4.1 in your country. But in China, it is 3.31.
TC：Look at this.（看日历） So tomorrow will be the fool’s day.
F：Oh, 视察（时差读不准）I got it~~ so I am sorry.
TC：（抢过彩带，阴笑）It’s my turn（追赶 ，退场）

3.31 next year
F： It is 4.1 today. April fools’ day!!! Yeah~~ I wanna to play a trick on them.（走进教室，假装晕倒）
（每人理会他，爬起来，咳嗽两声引起别人注意，再次晕倒）
（众人转过头，急忙跑过去）
F：（顺手扔出一张纸条）
TC：Hey, what’s the matter with you?
Teddy：Look at the paper（发现纸条）
Cecilia：（拿起纸条试着念上面的单词）C～A～N～C～E～R
F：（突然爬起来）Cancer!
Cecilia：It is the end of his life!
TC：Oh, that’s not real.
Teddy：I can’t even believe my eyes. He looks so healthy that he doesn’t look like a dying patient.
Students：Oh baby babybaby my baby baby I can’t live without you！（唱）（大哭）
F：（安慰，递纸巾）
TC：（接纸巾）Who are you，ghost！（晕）
Teddy：Ghost！
F：Oh no no I’m kimi.
Cecilia：You, you’ve got the cancer, haven’t you?
F：It’s true. I’m kimi.
TC：What？（醒，摸脸，打）Oh，it’s real.
F：Hey, what are you ding? Today is fool’s day.I cheated you. You forget? (语重心长) I’m very glad that you will crying for me. Sorry I cheated you ,it’s my fault.
Cecilia：But kimi we also cheated you one thing.
Teddy：In fact ,today is 3.31 not fool’s day.
F：What? （打格愣，多说两遍）
TC：Sorry, we’ve cheated you since the last fools’ day. （叹气）
Teddy：Yes, in fact, it will be fools’ day tomorrow.
F：（迷茫状，汗）
Cecilia：Do you still remember that we have told you something about time difference before？
F：Oh, yes.视察（不标准）
TC：Then, we’ve told you something wrong. It is only several hours later in your country, but not one day!
Teddy：So we also cheated you.
F：I got it. I even regard the wrong reality as the truth for a year! Oh, god blesses me, But it doesn’t matter. I find that we have deep friendship. You love me and I love you!
TC：Yes, we are friends.
Teddy：Good friends
Cecilia：The best friends
Students：Forever friends.
F:：I will walk in even when the rest of the world walks out.
Cecilia：Oh, no. I will walk in even when we don’t know the time!

All：Please remember us Class 10 senior 1. Thank you!

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