雷蛇单手键盘:请哪位大哥帮小弟翻译一下这篇演讲稿

Dear teachers and schoolmates:
Is honored extremely, I can attend this competition. I am peaceful, the lovable young female student, is also together with the schoolmates extremely is also harmonious. Meets down, I must tell a joke for everybody:
In the composition lesson teacher cried out usually likes practicing dirty tricks, the classroom discipline bad dawn just, "your ideal was any, says for everybody." The dawn just answered: "I want to work as an architect." Teacher has the interest to ask very much that, "Why has to choose does the construction?" The dawn just a figure of rectangular classroom, said that, "If I work as the architect, I must turn the classroom the circular." "Why?" Teacher asked. "Later you again will let my corner of a wall punish by forcing to stand, that will be not impossible."
This joke is funny? Certainly, we may not be able to be so mischievous oh! Asks each appraisal committee to throw an my ticket!

Dear teacher and the classmates:
Be honored very, I can attend to compete this time.I am a peaceful, lovely of my daughter living, get along with with the classmates also very mutually agreeable.Connect down, I want to speak a joke for everyone:
The teacher calls rise the peacetime to love to make on the composition lesson small action, worse boy of the classroom discipline," what your ideal is, say to everyone." Boy's answer:" I want to be an architect." The teacher has the interest ground to ask very much:" Why to choose to make the building?" A classroom of rectangular of boy, say:" If I be up the architect, I want to become the circular to the classroom."" Why?" The teacher ask." Later you let again my corner of wall make stand as punishment, that is impossible."
Is this joke funny?Certainly, we can't be so very naughty!Ask each 评委 to throw my one ticket!

Respected teachers and schoolmates:
I feel honored to participate in this competition. I keep harmonious relationship with my schoolmates as I’m a quiet, lovely girl. Now I’d like to provide a drollery to you:
On the composition lesson, the teacher asked Xiao Gang, who is naughty and usually disobey the regulations, “what’s aspiration for the future?” He replied “I want to be an architect.” The answer attracted the teacher’s attention so he asked “why shall you choose to devote to this field?” Xiao Gang pointed the quadrate classroom and said “if I were an architect, I will change this classroom into a round one”. “Why” asked the teacher. “It will be impossible if you want to punish me to stand at the corner of the room”.
Is this joke interesting? Of course, none of us could be that naughty.
Respected committee, please vote me a ticket!

Dear teachers and schoolmates:
Is honored extremely, I can attend this competition. I am peaceful, the lovable young female student, is also together with the schoolmates extremely is also harmonious. Meets down, I must tell a joke for everybody:
In the composition lesson teacher cried out usually likes practicing dirty tricks, the classroom discipline bad dawn just, "your ideal was any, says for everybody." The dawn just answered: "I want to work as an architect." Teacher has the interest to ask very much that, "Why has to choose does the construction?" The dawn just a figure of rectangular classroom, said that, "If I work as the architect, I must turn the classroom the circular." "Why?" Teacher asked. "Later you again will let my corner of a wall punish by forcing to stand, that will be not impossible."
This joke is funny? Certainly, we may not be able to be so mischievous oh! Asks each appraisal committee to throw an my ticket!

Dear teacher and the classmates:
Be honored very, I can attend to compete this time.I am one is peaceful, my daughter of amiability living, getting along with the classmates also very harmonious.Connect down, I want to speak a joke for everyone:
The teacher starts to call to love to make at ordinary times on the composition lesson small action, the classroom discipline worse xiao just, "your ideal is what, say for everyone."The xiao just answered:"I want to be an architect."The teacher has interest ground to ask very much:"Why want to choose to make a building?"xiao Just a classroom of rectangular, say:"If I am up the architect, I want to become the circular to the classroom.""Why?"The teacher asks."Later you let again my corner of wall make stand as punishment, that is impossible."
Is this joke funny?Certainly, we can't be so very naughty!Asking each judge throws my a ticket!