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With the closing on of speech day, I will really fall ill , so long as think of doing that terrible thing , the blood is washed to the forehead straight, two cheek is burnt badly, I have to go behind the school, stick two cheek in reaching the brick wall ice-coldly, the ones that tried to reduce turbulently and come are flush. It is like this too while going to the college.One day, the beginning of a speech word of my newly careful back: " whether Adams and pass away already with Jefferson, " when I face audiences, with a loud crash a period of time suddenly in the head of me, hardly know where to stay in. I crowd sentences of opening remarks reluctantly, " Adams and pass away with Jefferson, "beyond,it say again I any other words and phrases, it has to bow to others ......In thunderous applause, I am very deep to get back to the seat. So far the headmaster stands up and mediates a dispute : "Well, Edward, we hear this sad news is really very shocked , but under the circumstances, whom we will afford to try hard" and then the laugh in commotion. I really want to free by dying. Then I am ill after lecturing in the field in several days.
After there is that experience, live in this world, I dare to look forward to least, have become one Volkswagen and made a speech in the family.

翻译 成什麽啊？英语？

Along with the lecture day of close by, I will really get sick, as long as at the thought of to do the affair of that fearfulness, the blood keep toward forehead up blunt, the two cheekses burn suffered, I have to go to the back of the school to go to, sticking the two cheekses at ice-cold attain the brick wall up, try to reduce dashing since then of tide is red.Read the university also is thus.
Have once, I just was careful of carried on the back a beginning of lecture phrase:" Second be the 斯 and is lousy with hero 佛 already lead a life time," but when I face the audience, my head in suddenly a burst of bomb however ground, know to place oneself scarcely where.I still pushed an opening remarks with difficulty, but in addition to " second be the 斯 and is lousy with hero 佛 already lead a life time,", I say any further that don't serve as what the another phrase sentence, have to bow toward other people......Go to this president stands up to beat a field:" 唔 , Edward, we hear the news of this sorrow really and very shock, however the matter has already gone to this, we will restrain the grief as much as ever of" connects down to would be the one 哗 however laughters.I really want to set free by die.After that lecture I got sick on severalth.
After having that career, live in this in this world, I dare not most the expectant, woulding be to become a public to deliver a speech the house.