傍晚英文怎么说:谁能给我一篇搞笑的英文短篇笑话200个单词左右，最好能带上翻译！

The Three Stars

One day Steven Spielberg, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Pierce Brosnan were in a jungle in order to take some shots for a movie. Unfortunately, they were caught by a tribal group. As they were about to be executed they pleaded to the Queen of the Tribe for her mercy. She said, ''Get me something good to eat. If I like it, you will be freed.'' The three stars looked at each other and agreed. They then went into the jungle to look for some food.
Spielberg was the first to come back. He came up to the altar and offered grapes. She tasted one and immediately spat it out. She ordered her servants to shove the rest of them up his ass. The servants finished their duty, leaving a screaming Spielberg.
Schwarzenegger was the next to arrive with some yummy apples. The same thing happened to him, but cusiously he laughed as the apples were shoved up his ass. Spielberg was shocked. Here he was with grapes up his ass howling in pain, but Schwarzenegger had several apples in his ass and he was still laughing. He asked him ''What the hell are you laughing at?''
A laughing Schwarzenegger replied ''Pierce is coming back with a watermelon.'''

三个明星

有一天，史蒂文.斯皮尔博格，阿诺德.斯瓦辛格和皮尔斯.布鲁斯南在一片丛林里拍电影的射击镜头。不幸的是，他们被一个部落俘虏了。当他们要被处决时，他们恳求部落的女族长宽恕他们。女族长说：“给我弄点吃的，如果好吃的话，我就放了你们。”三个明星看看彼此，同意了。于是他们到丛林里寻找吃的。
斯皮尔博格第一个回来了。他走上祭坛，献上了葡萄。女族长尝了一颗，马上就吐了出来。她命令她的族人把剩下的葡萄塞进斯皮尔博格的屁眼。族人做完之后，斯皮尔博格尖叫不已。
接着，斯瓦辛格带回了美味的苹果。同样的事也发生在了他的身上，奇怪的是，斯瓦辛格当被塞苹果的时候大笑起来。斯皮尔博格惊呆了。他正因为屁股疼而嚎呢，但是斯瓦辛格被塞了好几个苹果却一直在笑。他问斯瓦辛格：“该死的，你笑什么？”
斯瓦辛格笑着说：“ 皮尔斯正准备带回来一个西瓜。”

我来把楼上的翻译一下吧
The Three Stars

One day Steven Spielberg, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Pierce Brosnan were in a jungle in order to take some shots for a movie. Unfortunately, they were caught by a tribal group. As they were about to be executed they pleaded to the Queen of the Tribe for her mercy. She said, ''Get me something good to eat. If I like it, you will be freed.'' The three stars looked at each other and agreed. They then went into the jungle to look for some food.
Spielberg was the first to come back. He came up to the altar and offered grapes. She tasted one and immediately spat it out. She ordered her servants to shove the rest of them up his ass. The servants finished their duty, leaving a screaming Spielberg.
Schwarzenegger was the next to arrive with some yummy apples. The same thing happened to him, but cusiously he laughed as the apples were shoved up his ass. Spielberg was shocked. Here he was with grapes up his ass howling in pain, but Schwarzenegger had several apples in his ass and he was still laughing. He asked him ''What the hell are you laughing at?''
A laughing Schwarzenegger replied ''Pierce is coming back with a watermelon.'''

三个明星

一天斯皮尔博格，阿诺德史瓦辛格，皮尔斯布鲁斯南在一个丛林里拍摄电影。很不幸，他们被当地的土著抓住了。当他们要被处决时，他们乞求部落的女王发发慈悲饶恕他们。女王说：“去给我找一些吃的来，如果我喜欢就放了你们。”三位明星无奈相互看看同意了。然后他们一头钻进了丛林寻找食物。
斯皮尔博格第一个回来。他爬上祭坛拿出一些葡萄。女王刚尝了一个便马上吐掉了。于是她命令他的部下把剩余的葡萄塞进斯皮尔博格的屁股。当部下把葡萄全部塞进去时，斯皮尔博格已经疼的哇哇乱叫。
史瓦辛格很快也带了些苹果回来。同样的，苹果也被塞进了他的屁股。但奇怪的是他却大笑起来。斯皮尔博格感到很奇怪，他只是几个葡萄就已经疼的不行，何况史瓦辛格这次是几个苹果呀。于是他问道：“你见鬼的笑个什么劲？”
史瓦辛格笑着答道：“皮尔斯把西瓜摘回来了。”