克林斯曼段子:帮我翻译成英文

In my mind, there are many animals! For example : cats, dogs, cattle. But for me, probably the most important pig! It is very lovely, two large nose. It was stupid way to be stupid way, but, in fact, pigs are not stupid, because it might eat sleep, a sleep eating! Many animals!

Cats, rats live cat running speed is the speed of 2.5 times.
Dogs, good at guard the door of the animal! Cattle, the horses hard!
Birds, a symbol of freedom!
Fishes therein, for potable death! Rabbits only Tiaozhuo go!
Panda, heavy and precious!
Animals are our friends!

原文
在我的脑海中，有许多动物！例如：猫啊，狗啊，牛啊．而对我来说，猪可能是最重要的！它很可爱，两个鼻子很大．被人们说得很笨很笨，但是，其实猪并不笨，可能因为它吃了睡，睡了吃吧！还有许多动物！
猫，猫跑的速度是老鼠游水速度的2.5倍．
狗，善于看门的动物！
牛，勤奋的耕田！
小鸟，自由的象征！
游鱼，为食而亡！
兔子，只能跳着走！
熊猫，笨重而珍贵！
动物是人类的朋友！

翻译文

In my mind, there are many animals! For example : cats, dogs, cattle. But for me, probably the most important pig! It is very lovely, two large nose. It was stupid way to be stupid way, but, in fact, pigs are not stupid, because it might eat sleep, a sleep eating! Many animals!

Cats, rats live cat running speed is the speed of 2.5 times.
Dogs, good at guard the door of the animal! Cattle, the horses hard!
Birds, a symbol of freedom!
Fishes therein, for potable death! Rabbits only Tiaozhuo go!
Panda, heavy and precious!
Animals are our friends!