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是大话西游的一小部分剧本~~~

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观音:孙悟空,你这个畜牲,你本来答应如来佛祖护送你师傅唐三藏去取西经,你居然跟牛魔王串通起来要吃你师傅,你知不知道你犯了弥天大罪?

孙悟空:少罗嗦!你追了我三天三夜,因为你是女人我才不杀你,不要以为我怕了你了!

唐僧:悟空,你怎么可以这样跟观音姐姐讲话呢?

悟空:哗!不要吵!

唐僧:你又在吓我!

观音:你不是怕我又为什么要打伤紫霞仙子抢走她的月光宝盒,你不就是想躲开我吗?悟空:既然躲不了那老孙就跟你绝一死战!

(悟空将月光宝盒随手一抛,正好砸在唐僧头上。)

唐僧:又干什么?(俩人正要动手,突然……)

唐僧:喂喂喂!大家不要生气,生气会犯了嗔戒的!悟空你也太调皮了,我跟你说过叫你不要乱扔东西,你怎么又…你看我还没说完你又把棍子给扔掉了!月光宝盒是宝物,你把他扔掉会污染环境,要是砸到小朋友怎么办?就算砸不到小朋友砸到那些花花草草也是不对的!(悟空一把抓住唐僧手中的月光宝盒)

唐僧:干什么?

悟空:放手!

唐僧:你想要啊?悟空,你要是想要的话你就说话嘛,你不说我怎么知道你想要呢,虽然你很有诚意地看着我,可是你还是要跟我说你想要的。你真的想要吗?那你就拿去吧!你不是真的想要吧?难道你真的想要吗?……

悟空:我Kao!

(悟空一拳将唐僧打倒。)观音:啊?孙悟空!

悟空:大家看到啦?这个家伙没事就长篇大论婆婆妈妈叽叽歪歪,就好象整天有一只苍蝇,嗡……对不起,不是一只,是一堆苍蝇围着你,嗡…嗡…嗡…嗡…飞到你的耳朵里面,救命啊!

(悟空倒地翻滚,异常痛苦。)悟空:所以呢我就抓住苍蝇挤破它的肚皮把它的肠子扯出来再用它的肠子勒住他的脖子用力一拉,呵--!整条舌头都伸出来啦!我再手起刀落哗--!整个世界清净了。现在大家明白,为什么我要杀他!

唐僧:真的吗?

观音:哼!悟空,你诸多借口,你根本就不想去取西经!悟空:说那么多干什么,打呀!

(俩人一番斗法,悟空被观音降服收入甘露瓶。)观音:今天我要替天行道!

唐僧:喂喂喂!徒弟有错做师傅的也有责任,求姐姐放他一条生路吧!

观音:我不消灭他我没法向玉皇大帝交代!

唐僧:请姐姐向玉皇大帝说一声,贫僧愿意一命赔一命!(合十坐地,将法杖向空中一抛)喃呒阿弥陀佛!

(法杖将唐僧砸死。)

View sound:Sun Wukong, your this beast, you originally promise such as come to the 佛祖 to escort your teacher Tang three hide to take the west longitude, you are incredibly with the cow the devil king conspire to to eat your teacher, do you know that you make the heinous crime?

Sun Wukong:Little bothersome!You made track for my three days and three nightseses, because you are a woman, I just do not kill you, don't think I feared you!

Tang's monk:The 悟 is empty, you how can thus with the view sound the elder sister talk?

The 悟 is empty:哗 !Don't fight!

Tang's monk:You again at frighten me!

View sound:You do not are afraid I again why to contuse the purple pretty woman of 霞 to rend away her moonlight treasure box, are you not want to stay away me?The 悟 is empty:Now that unavoidable that old cut off with you on dying the war!

( The 悟 is empty to throw the moonlight treasure box with hand a, hitting at the right moment at Tang the monk head up.)

Tang's monk:Again dry what?( The person of a pair be about to begins, suddenly …… )

Tang's monk:Feed the hello hello!Everyone does not get angry, get angry will make the 嗔 to quit of!The 悟 gets empty you also too very naughty, I said with you to call you not the confusion throws the thing, you how again … you see me have not yet say that finish you again stick to throw away!The moonlight treasure box is the treasure thing, you throw away he would pollute the environment, if hit how does the kid do?Can not hit the kid to hit to those to spend the flower and grass grass on the whole also is wrong!( The 悟 is empty a hold tight Tang's the monk hand in of moonlight treasure box)

Tang's monk:What is stem?

The 悟 is empty:Let go!

Tang's monk:Do you want?The 悟 is empty, you if the words that want you talk, you do not say me how can anyone know you want, although you have the sincerity ground to looking at me very much, but you still want to say with me what you want.Do you really want?That you take to go to!You not are to really want?Difficult way do you really want?……

The 悟 is empty:My Kao!

( The empty one punch of 悟 knock down Tang's monk.) View sound:?Sun Wukong!

The 悟 is empty:Everyone see?This guy has no matter a long statement mother mother-in-law the 叽叽 is slanting and slanting, the good elephant all day long has a fly, the 嗡… … sorry, is not a, is a heap of fly to round you, the 嗡… 嗡… 嗡… 嗡… flies the inside of the your ear, Help!

( The 悟 gets empty to fall on the ground vacillating, excrescent pain and sufferings.) The 悟 is empty:So I hold tight the belly that the fly pushes to break it to stop his neck to the bowel son that its bowel son pulls out to use again it to make an effort on pull, 呵-- !The whole tongues all is stretch out!I again the hand rises the knife to fall the 哗-- !The whole world is clean.Now everyone is understand, why I kill him!

Tang's monk:True of?

View sound:Hum!The 悟 is empty, you are many to borrow, you do not think basically to take the west longitude!The 悟 is empty:Say so and much dry what, beat!

( A pair person a lot of method of 斗 , the 悟 is empty to be surrendered the income sweet dew bottle by the view sound.) View sound:Today I go the way for the day!

Tang's monk:Feed the hello hello!The disciple is wrong do the teacher to also have the responsibility, beg the elder sister to put his way out!

View sound:I do not exterminate him I can not hand over the generation toward Jade Emperor!

Tang's monk:Please the elder sister toward Jade Emperor to say a, I would like to a life compensate one life!( Match ten sit the ground, throw the method 杖 to air a) the Amitabha of 喃呒 !

( The method 杖 batter to death Tang's monk.)

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