安能第四方物流:谁知道一些英文的趣闻趣事

几个英语谜语: riddles
1、 What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?
2、 What kind of monkey can fly?
3、 Why has no one ever spotted a leopard in Africa?
4、 Why did the chicken cross the road?
5、 Why did the fox cross the road?
6、 What goes hahaha, plop?
7、 Why do lions eat raw meat?
8 .What is the largest ant in the world?

答案
1 An umbrella（不懂）

2 A hot air baboon.意思是一个热气球，另外baboon的意思也是狒狒（猴类的一种），A hot air baboon在英语里的意思就是热气球，hehe。其实我觉得孙悟空也有道理啊，那应该叫什么......king monkey sun？！

3 Because leopards are already born with spots.

4 To get to the other side.（最无聊的答案）

5 To get the chicken（也很无聊）

6 Someone laughing their head off

7 Because they never learn to cook.

8 elephant（大象），大象是最大的动物，而且有ant

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

"What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any underwear......."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!"

The man replied, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."