ms office产品密钥:英语笑话
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少些
都是我在英语聊天室听一群疯言疯语的teen dudes n gurls说的。
-What do you call a dear without an eye and a leg?
-Still no-eye-dear.
有点谐音。
-What do you call blondes?
-A ring of dope.
-Why can't a blonde dial 911?
-Cuz she can't find the eleven.
都是骂blonde蠢的。
-What do Michael Jackson and K-mart have in common?
-They both have child's clothes half off.
骂MJ是pedophile的。。。
Mother: Why are you jumping up and down? Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.
妈妈:你为什么不停地跳上跳下的?
汤姆:我刚吃完药,可我忘了先摇动瓶子了。
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