天堂鸟叶子会开裂视频:英语笑话

父亲检查儿子英语课本当场晕死！
一位父亲正在检查儿子的英语课本，看到了极其恐怖的一页：

yes － 爷死

nice－奶死

bus－爸死

mouth－妈死

girls－哥死

was－我死

cheese－ 气死！

does － 都死

10 classic school students got one.
In high school, students must wear uniforms, a longer time students never wear. And the teacher day stay at the inspection. 1, the teachers see students fell uniforms and asked why not wear his. The students read, said : I entered mother died, why wear clothes for mourning? 2.
One small room art teacher, a newspaper reported a larger space, with photographs, so in the course of enjoying : "Recently there are students and I said, you really committed teachers, a newspaper also published photos : :" one student : "seeking marriage or notices?
"From art to the students, teachers art classes. 3.
Language classes, teachers got a drowsiness students answer questions, the student is blurred receivers are not. Teachers reluctantly said : "You will not ...?
Not also Ziyisheng! "the students :" 吱.
"Teachers Khan. 4.
High School Examination, fast time, the geographic lesson one day, a teacher reported in the above names and to enable us to answer the following as a local mineral. said a lot after the teacher suddenly asked sentence : "Jiangnan off?
"class boys singing replied :" Jiangnan off beauty!
"5.
middle school, a biology teacher stresses on the African grassland ecological environment, she's lecture, was angry, said : "You will not see me! you see me. Well aware of how African wildcat son! "6.
a few high-class, the teacher asked me one brother : "infinitesimal calculus is useful disciplines, the study infinitesimal calculus, we aim?
"That Brother when death, at the high-fidelity stereo : "No cavities!
"she Comedy. 7.
Biological class, the teacher said : "Actually weasel is not eat chicken, scientists conducted a pilot, has put together a chicken and a weasel, and the next day you guess how?
"Students got Road :" chicken pregnancy?
"8.
Boys, geometric teachers is a lady, enjoying love, special examinations. 1st in class, said : "I very much attention in the City Board of Education, they always asked me to study together, each car to car to.
"I inadvertently asked :" three rounds?
"As a result, this week banned the geometric classes. 9.
High school, the English teacher (a 50% middle-aged women), we find several boys do not listen, then described : "You want to what?
"I was stupid, do not know how the thought of the sentence :" think you! "classroom silent half of the day, only one came panic in the eyes looking me. Teachers stayed for a while, after I pointed him : "You are a bad hooligans!
"Every! 10.
High school, the first of the labour class, the teacher is old fellow, a self-described : "I told Alex Hill.
"I suddenly came inspiration, then immediately said :" Northwest Point Changan, poor countless hill.
"she Comedy, teachers facial color ashen, then I do fined heavily.

One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out.'The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield.'
My husband looked up and said, 'Mom's here?'
一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，回来后发现车身沾满灰尘，于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊：“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。”
我丈夫抬头看了看，说：“妈妈来了？”