凹凸世界op:如何翻译下文？或者是英文原版的报道？

Information Morning News reported on July 27 : Bush gives a casual love the defects that are quite bad, the first person in his government team, and later to foreign leaders, last week even the Queen he had been mocked by some. Last weekend, Bush visit to Britain, the Queen, Mrs. Elizabeth II granted to his English "strange nickname" the Queen indeed get get. While attending Buckingham Palace dinner, Bush meets sentence on one thing : "how excited you, my dear Queen. "Mrs. Elizabeth moved a little, it is in no response and she gave a speech. Unexpectedly not rest until Bush, he said : "hey, I tell them, Q-E-2 (Mrs. Elizabeth II). "Queen did not laugh, but his first Minzhezui laugh continuously, and then also Pailepai Queen's back. Although it was morning prior to the Queen warned Bush not to casually nicknames, but Bush still slang have been flying what "Shake a person," "Niangmen" never in the mouth, Bush even called Charles "Each Song," and apparently this is the ridicule of Dr. Charles wind ears. Bush's remarks angered the Queen finally, According to eyewitnesses, when the Queen "embarrassed blush," leaving the dinner table, her softly whispered to her : "The fool! He also said my husband looked like Einstein. "But Bush also leave his seat in a hurry do not know why the Queen, thus also cried out :" fast back, fat Shun! "

News morning newspaper on July 27 cover : Bush is fond of casually to jin the mishap to get up the nickname does not I suppose transform drops .
Initial is in his the government organized group jin , external leader afterwards comes , goes up chew even to the extent that British queen
Pokeed fun at one aborigines by him .

First weekend , Bush is living to call on clean two life of queen Yi Lisha when calling on England , yet he haves an outstanding eloquence
" odd nickname " was manage queen to irritated indeed . Is living when being present at the dinner party of Buckingham Palace , Bush photograph
Right in the face one : " what to stir , my beloved queen . " Bai Leng Yi Lisha once , the foot
Native does not there is the reaction to come , and this is being living to talk with her . Does not think Bush gos back not to let the matter drop , he says : " ha .
I am living to speak to you , Q-E-2 ( clean two life of Yi Lisha ) . " Queen does not laugh , and he on the contrary furles earlier
The mouth laugies not to stop , then still patted the back of queen .

Although beforehand early someone warns Bush does not want casually gets the nickname to queen , yet Bush is still that the slang is packed
It fliies , what " silly jin " , " mums " are not most to the rim , Bush even to the extent that still greets to check you this
Prince " stays the father's elder brother " , apparently this you this ear attracting too much attention and invite trouble being ridrcule checks .

Bush the rudeness infuriated queen at last , calls on the grounds of the person being onlooking , the at that time queen " face gos up red through and thoughly " .
Deparing from the dining table hastily , suite to her whispers gently : " this fool ! He still talks I measures
Husband look that the picture is fond of as a result of this smoothly . " Jet Bush still carry on not comprehending for what reason queen parts from the pedestal hastily , then going back
Shouting greatly : " returns quickly , a corpulent mound ! "