高考问答香港购买保险 利弊:请根据下列师生幽默两则填空
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1.TEACHER:How old were you on your last birthday?
STUDENT:Seven.
TEACHER:How old will you be on your next birthday?
STUDENT:That's impossible.
STUDENT:No,it isn't,Sir( )
Can you guess what the student says?
2.TEACHER:George,go to the map and find North America.
STUDENT:Here it is!
TEACHER:Correct.Now,class,who discovered America?
CLASS:George!
Do you know who discovered America?( )
STUDENT:Seven.
TEACHER:How old will you be on your next birthday?
STUDENT:That's impossible.
STUDENT:No,it isn't,Sir( )
Can you guess what the student says?
2.TEACHER:George,go to the map and find North America.
STUDENT:Here it is!
TEACHER:Correct.Now,class,who discovered America?
CLASS:George!
Do you know who discovered America?( )
第二个是哥伦布