高考问答我的气功纪实.pdf:有人还记得一篇关于地震的爆笑英语作文吗？
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是很久以前看到的，内容是一个男生用英文写他地震时在做什么....
台湾地区大学联考零分之英文作文
英文作文-921地震
what was i doing when the 921 earthquake happen?
In 921 earthquake, I and my girlfriend are together. We are on the bed, doing love. I am up, and she is down. So we are up and down, up and down…………togerher.
The earthquake is more and more big,and we are more and more excited.
Though my girlfriend says no, no………… I know her heart say yes,yes…………
At last, we are into high 潮 together.That day, we are the happiest a day.
I hope the last time is fast a little come.
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不用我翻译了吧,哈哈
http://edu.china.com/zh_cn/schoolyard/humor/851/20060619/13412692.html
plz check it out,i don't want to type it all,'cuz it hand-sapping work...